Ever had a priest flirt with you? I did last night and trust me, it’s definitely as double hawk [awkward] as it sounds. My question is, does smiling back help me get into heaven or throw me on a fast train to hell?
I mean a priest should have some pull with the big dude upstairs right? But then another voice in my head just shouts, “He’s a PRIESSSST”. Then another voice in my head would tell THAT voice, “But he started it”. This debate continued the entire meeting with the priest, so I pretty much missed anything he said.
I miss the simpler days of religion - when all it had to do with was money.