Oh how many things could be wrong with one little headline?
FOUR. I counted.
1. Wrestling python: I always thought wrestling involved arms and legs. A python can't pin you down for the count of five. He has no way to win this match....unless it's until death. Then my money is on the python.
2. Accused: What more proof do you need than 50 horrified obese onlookers?
3. Men: As in there is more than one idiot doing this.
4. Outside McDonald's: Um hai, there are delicious cheeseburgers and fries in here or a giant python outside. That's when you know you have to check your priorities.
Here's the actual article, which adds even more humor to the story because they actually stole the python before walking up to McDonald's and tag teaming it. That sounds wrong. Horribly, horribly wrong. Which is why I'll leave it as-is. Because it makes me laugh and this is my blog. So I do what I want. When I want. Cuz I want.